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DISGRUNTLED WORKER:
<(incoherent gibberish)>

DR. SHIROGAME:
<I will control your powers. I will control your mind. You can no longer jump into space. Because you are made of Earth...to Earth you will return.>

DISGRUNTLED WORKER:
<So apparently this wall, which is just a broken down stone wall is the barrier that keeps the evil from this graveyard from crossing over to Dr. Shirogame's laboratory. In fact the only spirit that crosses this wall ever is the Jade Phantom himself...(incoherent gibberish)...I was told by my double superiors "Do not take rocks from the wall!" I'm assuming it's happened a few times and that's why the penalty is so high for that. (incoherent gibberish...>

JADE PHANTOM:
Could this be the masked man from the prophecy?
Scrolls told an odyssey of jade palace mockery
but it was written sloppily
Jade Palace Motherfucker! Honor properly
Gotta be the voice of reason under lock and key
Chop emcees with such precision
they're losing limbs in miliseconds.
Got a coalition of the willing living mentally imprisoned.
So what's a mortal man against a whole army?
Foe? Hardly! Hahahahaha

Phantom reflects menace.
No mercy given. No penance.
Disturbing your message.
Absurd when he catches the essence.
Stretches your mind.
Presses divine lessons.
Sublime when he messes with time
so get in line for the blessing
instead of adolescent message board sections.
Respect the elements of a dialect present
for centuries. Mention me..
Nobody knows what you're talking about.
Walking around this world and I'm just fucking
lost in a sound.

DISGRUNTLED WORKER # 2:
...and I hear this crazy rustling and like engines revving. I turn around, and I see this like jacked up car flying through the parking lot and literally crashes into the woods and gets like basically sucked right into the graveyard and at first I'm like...you know at first I'm like "Did that just happen?" and of course something clicks in me and I run over there. I look in the car. It's like these two like, I don't know they looked like bikers. Like Harley bikers or something. Like grease heads. And like uh, they were all jacked up. I look in the car and they were just all jacked up. They looked like they were int he biggest battle of their life. Like they had like these knives. Like these knives.

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from M​.​M​.​A​.​T​.​O​.​O​.​F​.​A​.​B., released April 20, 2016

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