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Biker Ninja Cop feat. Deepcrates, Jade General, Jade Phantom, Glockoma, Det, Silver Hermit

from M​.​M​.​A​.​T​.​O​.​O​.​F​.​A​.​B. by DEEPCRATES, JADE PALACE GUARD

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<It's a shuriken. A weapon used by ninjas. They were removed from the guards bodies...and so we suspect the thieves were ninjas.>
<Only a ninja can destroy a ninja. >
<Alright I'll handle it...but I want a Chinese assistant out of Hong Kong.>
NEWS BROADCASTERS:
<Well they said it couldn't be done. Impossible. No way anyone could escape...but tonight it was mind over matter...>
INTERVIEWEE:
<This is our fourth straight year coming and we've still never seen a ninja>
NEWS BROADCASTER:
<According to an arrow scroll delivered straight into the heart of the city clerk, this marks the 30th year that the ninjas are stealthily celebrating their heritage>
<...of course. Let me know which Chinese assistant you're going to use.>
<His name is SILVER HERMIT>

DEEP CRATES:
If only ninjas can destroy ninjas.
Tell Storm Shadow I sent ya
when he asks "Who shot Ya?"
BLUE GREEN FUZZ
separate the weak from the obsolete.
It's hard to creep them JADE PALACE streets.
It's on ninja! With all that one armed beef,
I can hear MADAME LA'ROACH kissing you on the cheek.
Your heartbeat sound like SILVER HERMIT's feet.
King Kong Gundy shake the concrete.
Finish it. Stop. MOLOTOV MIKE foil the plot.
VIPER SQUAD call the BIKER COPS.
Said they hear mad shots!
But where POKEEP PAUL? In the drop.
Croation gold on the corner, slaughter,
electrical tape around TURBO GREASER'S daughter.
Old school, new school. Need to learn though.
Burn ninjas alive like the SILVER HERO.
The cipher beat manuals...
Only SHIROGAME knows!
STEEL HAND GIFFORD in the place.
Fucking with the KEVLAR KING it ain't safe.
STEEL HAND GIFFORD in the place.

JADE GENERAL:
As we proceed...
Shurikens caught in teeth. Fuck that!
Shinobi swords slicing up the peace. Ya lucks passed.
Got distracted by the TURBO GREASE.
Didn't see me in the shadows of the purple trees?
Move in silence like bad boys in old movies.
Hold it down like kamikaze's performing duties.
Yo I conversate with dead Indians. It's time to begin again.
Your finest KEVLAR, hey yo you hear me KING?
SHIROGAME wants my mind, soul and body.
Secret societies conquer after dividing weak.
So I stay incognito. Got ways with blades (Bushido).
The people panic so I planned it for the people.
Manic seagulls fall from heavens.
There is evil in this place. Now it's setting
like sun on bald eagles...
Casting shadows on the regal.
Peaceful protests are now illegal.
Government watching you through the peephole
so yo...before I do mean mugs,
I stand on my roof screaming
Fuck the BLUE GREEN FUZZ!
Fuck the BLUE GREEN FUZZ!
Fuck the BLUE GREEN FUZZ, fuck em!

JADE PHANTOM:
Up next it's the mind possesor. Rhyme selector.
Next to test ya. Sacred gravestone protector.
Penalty for taking SHIROGAME'S treasure.
Not the D.O.C. Mad skills in the laboratory.
Fuck a payroll, got cops under mind control.
Nobody move or you're losing your soul.
It's getting cold and MATOOFAB keeps just taking it's toll.

GLOCKOMA:
Oh no! Yo,
This be the sinister ministry of the JADE SYNDICATE.
PALACE GUARDS stay militant and get to raping and pillaging.
Evil villain and PLEASURE KILLING it. Ninja skillin it.
Scaling the tallest walls and the tops of the roofs of the buildings.
When we enter the village,
You better lock your doors, hide your children
but no one will be safe from what is about to take place.
Infiltrating the enemy base,
treading down a long spiral staircase
only to find myself trapped in a maze.
Waking up to a smack in the face.
The pain stays in the waves as they radi8te
allowing me to gain a more spiritual state.
I meditate on an alternate plane then devistate
when I administrate a vocal assault to the brain.
Annihilate the fakes.
Evidence we're never leaving a trace
Yo LOCKSMITH, crack the safe
and then we're making a narrow escape.
Jump in the ride, pop in the tape
then back to the PALACE to debate.
This aint no game but now we're raising the stakes.
There will be no margin for error so make no mistakes.
Travel in silence but now I'm up in your face.
Sweet revenge I enjoy the taste
and I do still enjoy the thrill of the chase too.

DET THE BOMB:
BIKER COP with the BADGER BLOOD.
JADE PALACE malace.
My STEEL HAND wraps around the chalice.
Follow me like Alice down the rabbit hole
Master of the drunken style so now you maggots know
that I'm not your average Joe.
Look Ma, no hands on the wheels of steel.
TIME BANDIT jumping through portals on the reel to reel.
Flux capacitor on my motorbike.
Let me hit 88 MPH and then strike like a cobra bite
and I'm a prototype. I got a one of a kind
Hanso sword, throwing stars and a smoking mic.

SILVER HERMIT:
Stereo, mono, JADE PALACE GUARD modification.
Brain freeze evident after a long vacation.
They asked the SILVER HERMIT back after residential absence.
BIKER COP, paid his cut off unemployment income taxes.
Got heaters stashed at THIRTEEN'S with ninja swords.
They stay near vinyl cases.
SP math 303 a religion from the past
bringing you back.
Vintage Future planetary mask.
Not down with ISIS. I take my whisky straight with Jack.
JADE PALACE GUARD salute bring the beat back.
Sacred Jade Tape your digital mind erased.
Put the memory back in your mind.
From the Palace you must escape.
Laid to waste. The landscape defaced.
Greed and ignorance your disgrace.
SILVER HERMIT here to tell you a tale
of another time and place.
Back to JADE PALACE we take
another smoke break.
Yeah. SILVER HERMIT back in town.
With the BIKER COPS
and it's around
JADE PALACE bringing you down.
Wake up. Watch the cameral eye and frown.
BIKER COPS. Watch out for em. They're ninjas.
They got swords and shit.
And this last take brought to you by audible ale.
The JADE PALACE will prevail.

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