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THE CRATE REBELLION

by DEEPCRATES, JADE PALACE GUARD

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  • ONE ARMED BOXER [ Jade Viper Drone]
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  • CRATE REBELLION [ Limited Cassette Ver.]
    Cassette + Digital Album

    JUST WANT THE TAPE?? No problem! We have a cassette only package. Includes bonus beats on both side A and B! CASSETTE ONLY BONUS!
    Dubbed by Vingthor The Hurler on Telex #XGen #XGenXL high quality duplicators!
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about

JADE PALACE GUARD THEATER Presents: DEEPCRATES in
THE CRATE REBELLION aka DEEPCRATES vs ONE ARMED BOXERS.

THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE
EARTH 888, a planet in the constellation Leo x. It is identical to our Earth in physical appearance, but at a higher level of spiritual and technical development. It is also plagued by a fowl government using black arts at this current time. They call themselves JADE PALACE. THEY are aware of the Earth that we know and reside on, and is moved by its plight of war and bigotry. Therefore they often set traps in this world to enslave our people, and recruit new warriors to enforce their corrupt law. This police force is called THE ONE ARMED BOXERS and it has many branches. Sometimes... these branches spawn a Prophecy. Through traitorous interference the wrong man was sent to this far away realm of time and space. A crusader who wears a Gold and Black mask. His name is DEEPCRATES and with the help of a few Jade Palace freedom fighters highly skilled in the arts of Lo-Fi sorcery he is destined to launch the
CRATE REBELLION that will save space and time from man's own destruction.

SHIPPING NOW!!!
Limited Edition Custom Action Figure. With Media Pack! FREE SHIPPNG!!!
Includes Cassette Version and CD version! Sticker pack, Digital download coupon and proof of purchase! Action Figures are hand made and very exclusive. Most limited to only 3-4 pieces. ACT NOW!!

ONE ARMED BOXER [Galactic Champions of The JADE PALACE GUARD]
COLLECT THEM ALL!!

*note ONE ARMED BOXER action figures are considered rare art or collectors items and not meant for children under age of 13. Style and color may vary.

**note ONE ARMED BOXER does not include extra accessories.

***note ONE ARMED BOXER combo pack includes only ONE figure.

****note ONE ARMED BOXER action figures come packaged on either a carded container ((small fig.) or Tag Bag (large fig) PLEASE KEEP PLASTIC BAG AND BUBBLE AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

credits

released July 4, 2014

Produced in JADE PALACE SURROUND SOUND by:
SNEED THE JADE BADGER
LOCKSMITH BEATS

Vocals by:
DEEPCRATES

Guest Vocals by:
DET THE BOMB
JADE GENERAL
JADE PHANTOM

Mixed, Arranged,and Engineered at THE JADE PALACE in Poughkeepsie NY, and THE PIT in Bridgeport CT

Art Direction by:
MR. $NEED

Cover Art by:
www.johnbreiner.com

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STRANGEGIBBERISH.NET

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