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5 ELEMENT CLONES

by SILVER HERMIT

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    THIS ELEVEN TRACK ALBUM BRINGS BACK LO-FI NINJA SPECIALIST
    "SILVER HERMIT"
    IN HIS FIRST SOLO CASSETTE! WHICH WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE CONSIDERING HE HAD TOLD US HE WAS RETIRED FROM BEAT MAKING AND BEAT BATTLES.
    THIS TAPE PLAYS OUT LIKE A MOVIE. IN LONG SECTIONS OF SP-505 FREESTYLE KUNG FU, WITH MOST TRACKS PLAYED LIVE. WE HAVE CHOPPED THESE TRACKS DOWN INTO SECTIONS EQUALING 11 TRACKS. THIS IS A VERY TRIPPED OUT , RUGGED, RAW, LO-FI RIDE!
    PRE-ORDER THE CASSETTE VERSION TOO! THIS WILL CONTAIN A "BEST OF SILVER HERMIT" B-SIDE! WHICH WILL BRING ALL THE SILVER HERMIT COLLECTION TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME!
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  • SILVER HERMIT vs 5 ELEMENT CLONES cassette
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    LIMITED EDITION CASSETTE FEATURING PRODUCTION BY SILVER HERMIT.
    GIANT SIZE 90M CASSETTE! DUBBED AND HAND CRAFTED AT JADE PALACE.
    SIDE A FEATURES "5 ELEMENT CLONES" TAPE ver.
    SIDE B FEATURES "BEST OF SILVER HERMIT" A COLLECTION OF SILVER HERMIT BEATS
    FULL COLOR ONE PANEL JCARD WITH CHOICE OF TWO SPECIAL ART COVERS!
    COMES WITH STICKERS AND OTHER GOODIES. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

    CHOOSE COVER:

    5 ELEMENT CLONES [red/orange] X8
    MUSHROOM WINE [black/red] X6

    CASSETTE LABEL [ON THE ACTUAL TAPE] IS SAME WITH BOTH VERSIONS

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WHEN A SECRET KUNG FU MANUAL GOES MISSING FROM BEATJITZU TEMPLE THE CLUES LEFT BEHIND LEAD A TRAIL BARELY TRACEABLE. TOP BEATJITZU AGENT GORDON IS BROUGHT IN TO INVESTIGATE. HE DISCOVERS A CULT OF RUSSIAN NINJA . AFTER A LENGTHY BATTLE, GORDON RETURNS WITH THE MANUAL AND ALL IS THOUGHT TO BE GOOD. THEN THESE NINJA COME BACK!

FURTHER INVESTIGATION UNCOVERS A RUSSIAN NINJA CLONE ARMY. WITH GORDON NOW ON A WELL DESERVED VACATION HE MUST CALL IN JADE PALACE FIELD AGENT SILVER HERMIT TO BRING THESE CLONES DOWN. HOWEVER THE 5 ELEMENT CLONES HAVE STOLEN MORE THAN ONE MANUAL AND HAVE ENHANCED THEIR FIGHTERS WITH A SUPER SOLDIER SERUM.

SILVER HERMIT , NOW A FAMILY MAN LIVING A PEACEFUL LIFE RELUCTANTLY MUST COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO STOP THE
5 ELEMENT CLONE ARMY. THIS TAPE PLAYS OUT LIKE A KUNG FU , NINJA COP STORY WITH MANY TWISTS AND TURNS. SILVER HERMIT SHOWS US THAT HE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO COMPLETE HIS MISSION. ONLY A NINJA CAN DESTROY A NINJA!

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released March 17, 2015

PRODUCED BY SILVER HERMIT FOR JADE PALACE GUARD
MADE WITH SP-505, VHS, DVD, VINYL, AND MUSHROOM WINE

Introducing WHITE TIGER [tracks 3 + 5]

Special Guest GORDON from BEATJITZU TEMPLE [SKITS 8 +9]

Super Star cameos by IVAN DRAGO, APOLLO CREED AND
BRIGITTE NIELSEN [track 7]

Sample in Outro track "Brand New Beggar" by NEW WORLD.

THE MOVIE SAMPLES IN THESE TRACKS ARE FROM A VARIETY OF NINJA AND KUNG FU THEMED MOVIES COMPILED IN THE JADE PALACE VAULT AND LIBRARIES. WE HERE AT JADE PALACE MUST GIVE A NOD TO THE MANY LO-FI NINJA THAT HAVE USED AND ABUSED THESE CLASSIC NINJA FILMS. WE ALSO HAIL THE MANY GREAT HONG KONG AND JAPANESE FILM MAKERS THAT CREATED THESE FANTASTIC STORIES THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!
ALL STOLEN SCRIPTS AND MANUALS HAVE BEEN RETURNED. NO NINJA WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS TAPE.


FOR MORE SILVER HERMIT CHECK HERE:
soundcloud.com/sneeed888/silver-hermit-tape

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