POKEEP: 2976 [JADE PALACE LABS TAPE]

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STOLEN AUDIO TAPE FROM JADE PALACE LABS: LIMITED EDITION CASSETTE OF " ASSAULT ON POKEEP: 2976 featuring
POKEEP PAUL 76 and special guests. This Cassette only version has a shuffled playlist added interludes and instrumentals by
DR. SHIROGAME chief scientist at JADE PALACE LABS. SIDE A also contains an ALTERNATE ENDING from the LP digital version. Which you can only hear if you buy the cassette, which is limited to 25!
SIDE B will feature the original LP version and BOTH sides will have some old school grind-house style movie trailers at the ends of the tapes for your listening and sampling pleasure!

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The date is December 32nd 2976…It has been many years since the atomic and thermonuclear wars have ended and Pokeep in Old New York is one of the last few remaining strongholds for humans to safely survive on what is now the east coast of New Canada. With robots outnumbering the human population, a once secret group known as THE ORDER OF FLESH AND BLOOD have stepped to the front of the rebellion to battle the R96'ers and every other grade of artificial life that has united in an attempt to destroy the earth's human population. With the exception of a select few scientists and programmers, who control the robots or at least believe they do, they have eliminated or killed homo sapiens in every country and on every continent. One man however, PAUL FROM POKEEP, has rallied many survivors and warriors together for what may prove to be the last great battle for humanity. They will stand together to fight off the robotic assault or die trying. Let us now see if POKEEP PAUL can survive the ASSAULT ON POKEEP:2976!

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released December 9, 2014

PRODUCED BY THE JADE PALACE GUARD

PRODUCTION AND VOCALS: POKEEP PAUL 76
ADDITIONAL INTERLUDES AND OUTROS: DR. SHIROGAME

GUEST VOCALS:
MINDBOGGLA: twitter.com/MINDBOGGLA
JADE GENERAL
JADE PHANTOM

GUITAR ON " SHINOBI STEW" :
THIRTEEN

BASS ON " SHINOBI STEW":
JINNAI THE NINJA KILLER

DRUMS ON " GIVE ME SOME WATER"
GOODMONK: www.youtube.com/user/goodefam

ART DIRECTION: SNED

CONCEPT: SNED AND CRATES

DUBBED AT JADE PALACE LABS, PKNY 90min CASSETTE
SEMI ALTERNATE PROGRAM ON REVERSE. TOP SECRET

SIDE A:
(PT.1)
RETURN TO POKEEP
PAUL'S GOT A WEAPON
PORTABLE POWER PACKS
R96
ZYDOR THE TYRANT
LONE SEDATIVE [ interlude DR. SHIROGAME]
JADE ELIXIR 76 [interlude DR. SHIROGAME]

(PT.2)
SHIMMERING SHAPE
WHAT YOU SAW AND HEARD
POKEEP PIMPIN'
SHINOBI STEW [instrumental THIRTEEN/ JINNAI THE NINJA KILLER]
GIVE ME SOME WATER [instrumental GOODMONK/SHIROGAME]
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW featuring MINDBOGGLA

(PT. 3) *hidden
FINAL STAGES featuring JADE GENERAL
EIGHTH ELEMENT [interlude DR. SHIROGAME]
SACRED GROUND
CENTRIFUGAL EXITS
POKEEP 2976 [alternate outro DR. SHIROGAME]
*BONUS* GRIND-HOUSE MOVIE TRAILERS

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"THE CRATE REBELLION"
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